Five Unsolved Mysteries (of being a chick).

1. Why is it that no matter how thorough you are while shaving your legs, there’s always that patch of space on the back of your thigh that never seems to get shaved?

2. Why is it that you always seem to run out of the most expensive self-care items that you need (razor blades, moisturizer, makeup) all at the same time… even though they all seem to be used in different quantities? And guys wonder why we spend so much money at Target…

3. Why is it that when you unexpectedly get “Lady Time” it’s never while you’re wearing dark colored underwear? It’s almost certain that you’re wearing really cute/sexy, light colored ones that will then be ruined.
*It’s also these ruined garments that your dog completely ignores when he decides to chew on a pair…

4. Why is that installation of anything electronic never works the first time (TV, DVD player, Kindle, internet modem, etc), no matter how completely you’ve read the instructions? Then a guy looks at it and makes it work in about 3.5 seconds…

5. Why is it that when you’re in a hurry, all the traffic lights seem to be red, but when you need a red light to have use of both hands (to put your hair back, apply mascara, find something in your purse) it’s nothing but green lights and smooth sailing?

Are there others that you would add to the list?
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"It’s Not About The Nail"

This video is right up there with the “Shit Girls Say” video. It’s hilarious and also completely true. I’m going to give credit to my man-friend for sending this to me… because he’s prefaced conversations before with “Now do you want me to help you with this… or just listen?” Good call, man-friend. Good call. Saves the hassle for everybody involved. ; )

I know I’m guilty of this as well. 
(though not to this degree…)
Which is what makes it so funny… 
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“It’s Not About The Nail”

This video is right up there with the “Shit Girls Say” video. It’s hilarious and also completely true. I’m going to give credit to my man-friend for sending this to me… because he’s prefaced conversations before with “Now do you want me to help you with this… or just listen?” Good call, man-friend. Good call. Saves the hassle for everybody involved. ; )

I know I’m guilty of this as well. 
(though not to this degree…)
Which is what makes it so funny… 
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Shit Ami Says…

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My friend, Scotty D, is one my favorite people. He’s effing hilarious and was one of the first people I showed the Shit Girls Say video to, because me and my roomie say half of that ish to him… on a daily basis. He wasn’t really phased because he’d actually shown the video to Tamara himself first, like a week before I ever saw it… whatever. That’s neither here nor there. He did however, send over this list this morning of shit I say. And I’ll admit, it’s pretty spot on. And pretty hilarious.
(I’ll go ahead and apologize to those of you reading this
that don’t actually know me or spend time with me…
it’s probably not going to be as entertaining for you.
My bad.)
Can you open this?
I got this shit.
Do you have heated seats?
This song is my JAM!
(followed by spontaneous dancing)
I slept for 10 hours last night.
Food baby.
Girl, I got these shoes/this purse/this hat for FIVE dollars.
Boom!
It’s super fun.
It’s so cold.
(teeth chattering, arms straight down at her sides)
I’m out of town that weekend.
Punch bug!
Bye buddy, I love you, I’ll be back
(to Tango)
I was with my boyfriend, Ryan Gosling/
my boyfriend, Matthew McConaughey/
my boyfriend, Ryan Reynolds, etc.
Can I have a mint?
Knock that ish out!
Dot Com.
Pull your car in forwardwise.
haha… good job, Scott. good job.
If you had your own list, what would be on it?
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Shit Girls Say – There’s an EPISODE 2!!!

I saw this video on Monday from Krissy over at Miss B and Hustle. It has since become my favorite video in the entire world. I’ve shared it on twitter, facebook and watched it myself probably 50 times since then. “I’m not even joking right now.” If you haven’t seen it yet, do yourself a favor:

and now there’s an EPIDODE 2!
These 2 videos have made my week.
How many of these are you guilty of? I’d say about %60 for myself…
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