I arrived in Canada late Christmas night for a week with my man-friend…
Canada Border Patrol Agent: “What’s your reason for visiting Canada?”
Me: “I’m visiting my boyfriend for Christmas.”
Agent: “How long is your stay?”
Me: “Eight days.”
Agent: “What do you plan on doing while you’re here?”
Me: …
What I was extremely tempted to say: “We haven’t seen each other in a month. What do you think we’ll be doing?”
What I really said: “Skiing.”
Because I am a lady. ; )