4 of them today!
It’s a good thing I don’t hate flying or this would really suck.
#sarcasm
White knuckles all the way…
It’s bumpy, you’re turning, you’re ascending.
It all seems very unstable to me.
This is why I’m a big fan of planes
that have tv screens on each seat back.
At least you’ve got something to do during these moments.
Unsafe and unnatural.
I feel like that could happen…
And why do they have to lower the landing gear when we’re still going SO FAST?
The plane slows so much and it feels like everything’s going to rip apart.
I feel like they should slow their roll a bit more before they start that ish.
due to “mechanical issues.”
Are you effing kidding me?
Can you please not announce that there are problems
with the plane I’m about to board?!
All I picture is somebody out there with duct tape, patching it quickly
so they don’t have to hear everybody complaining about being delayed.
I know they’re trying to keep everybody posted,
but I could do without that tidbit of info.
Lie to us!
Say the captain had diarrhea.
Say there’s bad weather somewhere along the route.
Say somebody puked on the previous flight and they have to clean it up for a bit…
DO NOT TELL ME SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH MY PLANE
and that you’re gonna “fix it up real quick and we’ll be on our way in no time”
I mean, do you want me to freak out like the lady in the Airplane! slapping scene?
(Don’t worry. I won’t. I’m not that bad.)
……
But since I can’t do anything about any of this,
I’ve learned to just sit back,
close my eyes for the first 10 minutes,down a cocktail or two
and breathe.
And maybe look into an aeronautics class
so I can actually find out what’s happening on an airplane when it flies.
Maybe that’ll help?
What silly phobia do you have?
I’ll be back in 9 days!
Have a great weekend
: )
10 flights in 10 days?? That’s pretty much the craziest thing I’ve ever heard. Have a great trip!